Your mummy or your wife? Your mummy or your wife?
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    Who's cooking and cleaning is better?
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    My mums better at cooking. My wife better at cleaning.
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    Wife.
    Hmm. I'm beginning to suspect that you need to find all the packing the computer came in...

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    I married my wife and promptly became my mummy.

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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    Andyw's mum takes some beating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Andyw's mum takes some beating.

    Oh Prawn. Please! Don't you think the boy has suffered enough?

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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    My second wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogeyman View Post
    I married my wife and promptly became my mummy.
    You're your own mother? How does that work, genetically?
    Hmm. I'm beginning to suspect that you need to find all the packing the computer came in...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pogle View Post
    Lard arses
    Wuh?

    Anyway, much to my second wifes annoyance (we're now divorced) I'd always do my own ironing

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