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    A few years ago I was working out in Belize. It was hot, way too hot. Anyway a bloke with us (who was ex-infantry and not the brightest) smoothered himself all over with baby oil and said "hehe, i'm off out to fry mesen!"

    I burnt naturally. This bloke went stupidly red, and claimed it didnt hurt but later admitted it did hurt like hell. He had a superb tan for next six months though I'll give him that!

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    When I stayed in Crete everyone was at it with the chip oil. And they were also using it for sunbathing. boom boom.

    Pretty common and pretty stupid thing to do.

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    scots have never been famous for their intelligence

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    Quote Originally Posted by sappatz View Post
    scots have never been famous for their intelligence
    Sir Walter Scott did manage to write a whole series of books and all correctly punctuated as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sappatz View Post
    scots have never been famous for their intelligence
    english have always been famous for their casual racism. Good to see some things never change, like the thickness of the english skin. Or the thickness of the english.

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    Quote Originally Posted by expat View Post
    english have always been famous for their casual racism. Good to see some things never change, like the thickness of the english skin. Or the thickness of the english.
    Suggest you go find a dictionary and look up the word "hypocrite" old bean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by expat View Post
    english have always been famous for their casual racism. Good to see some things never change, like the thickness of the english skin. Or the thickness of the english.
    Geez Expat, you would have been one of the last posters I would have expected to rise to the cowardly 'failed state' sockpuppet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PM-Junkie View Post
    "Originally Posted by expat
    english have always been famous for their casual racism. Good to see some things never change, like the thickness of the english skin. Or the thickness of the english."

    Suggest you go find a dictionary and look up the word 'hypocrite' old bean.
    And the word 'racism'.

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