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    I thought it was only us Geordie chicks who got our hands on the sperm first!
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    You women will be able to buy a pint of it in the pub soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberman View Post
    You women will be able to buy a pint of it in the pub soon.
    So should I invest in putting turkey baster despensing machines into pub bogs instead of johhny machines?

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    Another 30 million British people made redundant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VectraMan View Post
    Another 30 million British people made redundant.
    I feel we still have an important role to play in society. Until thay start using easy-open jars that is.

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    well my bits might become redundant for getting the sperms out, but I insist they use them for getting the stem cells out




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    It's not just bats - can the new dildo sort out the funny noise in the attic, or change a lightbulb?

    My wife used to remove the spiders from the bath for me. Until I stopped being arachnophobic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberman View Post
    You women will be able to buy a pint of it in the pub soon.
    I thought women would be able to dispense with men entirely with this new technology?

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