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    Job of the day


    Wookey Witch wanted
    Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

    #2
    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
    Id dress up in womens clothes and wear a green wig for 50 grand.

    PZZ

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      #3
      Witches will be assessed on their costumes and character and their performance in the 'witch tests'.
      If she weighs the same as a duck...

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        #4
        Originally posted by pzz76077 View Post
        Id dress up in womens clothes and wear a green wig for 50 grand.

        PZZ
        That's a bit steep. I'd expect to have to pay a lot less to do that.
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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          #5
          Daniel Medley, from Wookey Hole Caves, said: "The job is straightforward: live in the cave, be a witch, and do the things witches do."
          What? No warlock or wizard references required? And what are the things witches do?
          Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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            #6
            are they looking for a "new broom"?

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              #7
              Update - the new witch is an estate agent!
              Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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                #8
                From now on, Wookey Hole Caves will now be known as Wookey Hole Characterful Garden Flats.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
                  From now on, Wookey Hole Caves will now be known as Wookey Hole Characterful Garden Flats.


                  No that's not damp...
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #10
                    Ahem.

                    Got your PRINCE2?

                    Project Officer
                    Are you Prince 2 qualified?
                    Do you significant have experience in Administration and Project Management?

                    Location Gloucester
                    Duration 6 months
                    Rate £9 - £10 /Hour
                    With the PRINCE2 training & exam being about £1,500 you could have earned that back in about 4 weeks.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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