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    Get a load of this: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/eng/1246353621.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by d000hg View Post
    Get a load of this: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/eng/1246353621.html

    Anyone tempted? If you can get to the end without shouting or hitting something I applaud you.
    "Only apply if you are serious about coming into an office daily to be of programmer awesomeness"

    Is this English? Has Andyw started his own company?

    What a bunch of tossers.

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    Just going through the fails and wins. It's clear that they consider ninja-bad-ass programmers to be contenders for the IOCCC, but without the charm or wit.

    Though win 20 was quite neat.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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    I don't know, it has its redeeming parts:-

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    Do we have any Bad Ass Nijas on here who could apply. If we are not having any summer holidays this could make a nice credit crunch alternative
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    Do we have any Bad Ass Nijas on here who could apply. If we are not having any summer holidays this could make a nice credit crunch alternative
    We might have the odd bad-ass Nigel or maybe a Kevin!

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    This is why IT and the people who work in IT really gets bad press.

    They couldn't be further from the truth if they tried.

    Bad Ass Ninjas? More like Badly Dressed Numpties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    Do we have any Bad Ass Nijas on here who could apply. If we are not having any summer holidays this could make a nice credit crunch alternative
    Tony - you're a genius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    Do we have any Bad Ass Nijas on here who could apply. If we are not having any summer holidays this could make a nice credit crunch alternative
    Only really Bad Ass on a Saturday morning (get back in your cage HAB! its not what you're thinking!) after the habitual Friday evening curry and Guinness combo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrToast View Post
    Only really Bad Ass on a Saturday morning (get back in your cage HAB! its not what you're thinking!) after the habitual Friday evening curry and Guinness combo.
    Does HAB cite any Ass as Bad..... Just asking?

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