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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8166946.stm

    I fondly remember this as a child.
    I was miserable and depressed, but CUK turned it all around. Now I'm depressed and miserable.

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    Last edited by Clippy; 24th July 2009 at 11:08.

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    There never was a Seaman Stains. (Nor was there a Roger the Cabin Boy.)

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    At least there was Master Bates I spose.

    I was miserable and depressed, but CUK turned it all around. Now I'm depressed and miserable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    At least there was Master Bates I spose.

    Master Mates IIRC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliphead View Post
    Master Mates IIRC
    Indeed that dodgy names stuff is all a made up load of bollox

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    What about muffin the mule? And the flower pot men? Don't recall the innuendoes.

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    He did Mary, Mungo and Midge too.

    I used to really enjoy watching that.

    Diddly iddly iddly iddly iddly iddly iddly iddly um! Ping!

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    It was Alexei Sayle's TV programme that started the Master Bates etc. myth
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardCranium View Post
    He did Mary, Mungo and Midge too.
    I think you'll find that was just a malicious rumour as well.

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