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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8188027.stm

    The number of new cases of H1N1 swine flu in England and Scotland has fallen significantly, latest figures show.

    England recorded an estimated 30,000 cases last week, compared with 110,000 the week before. In Scotland estimated numbers fell from 1,500 to 1,050.

    The Health Protection Agency said there was no sign that the virus was mutating into a more lethal form, or developing resistance to drugs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8188027.stm

    The number of new cases of H1N1 swine flu in England and Scotland has fallen significantly, latest figures show.

    England recorded an estimated 30,000 cases last week, compared with 110,000 the week before. In Scotland estimated numbers fell from 1,500 to 1,050.

    The Health Protection Agency said there was no sign that the virus was mutating into a more lethal form, or developing resistance to drugs.
    Now now - do you really think that the Health Protection Agency actually know more about the situation than cybermoron? Tut Tut DP
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    Anyway, I strongly suspect CB's curtains are protected by a thick layer of crusty chutney, and very resistant to any mere swine flu type outbreak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by snaw View Post
    Anyway, I strongly suspect CB's curtains are protected by a thick layer of crusty chutney, and very resistant to any mere swine flu type outbreak.
    Or indeed, a rocket-propelled grenade.

    Unfortunately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by realityhack View Post
    Or indeed, a rocket-propelled grenade.

    Unfortunately.
    Indeed. Even ones disguised as a big throbbing spoon.
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    The 110,000 cases mentioned included all the hysterical paranoics (including CyberCock) who logged on to the NHS website and were diagnosed by non-qualified personnel over the net.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasguru View Post
    The 110,000 cases mentioned included all the hysterical paranoics (including CyberCock) who logged on to the NHS website and were diagnosed by non-qualified personnel over the net.
    I've got a sore throat and I look like a pig. Should I be worried?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I've got a sore throat and I look like a pig. Should I be worried?
    Not unless you've got some bristly hair growing on your arse and a little curly tail between your arse cheeks.

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    Where is the feltchmeister today? He has not been on.

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    P'raps he got lucky with his cottaging?

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