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Pornstar Benched - 150K salary cut to 50K

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    #11
    myPornoCV

    Windows (all versions) - standing in windows, Amsterdam 2001 - 2005
    API -Anal penetrative insertion - 2001 - present
    ACCESS - provides easy entrance through use of tables, queries and lube
    Registry - provides own school uniform
    EXCEL - at most things oral


    I have lots of experience migrating 3 1/2 inch floppys to twelve inch hards




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    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      myPornoCV

      Windows (all versions) - standing in windows, Amsterdam 2001 - 2005
      API -Anal penetrative insertion - 2001 - present
      ACCESS - provides easy entrance through use of tables, queries and lube
      Registry - provides own school uniform
      EXCEL - at most things oral


      I have lots of experience migrating 3 1/2 inch floppys to twelve inch hards




      You did all that and then fluffed the interview(er).

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        #13
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        You did all that and then fluffed the interview(er).

        gol

        groaned out loud

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          #14
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          myPornoCV

          Windows (all versions) - standing in windows, Amsterdam 2001 - 2005
          API -Anal penetrative insertion - 2001 - present
          ACCESS - provides easy entrance through use of tables, queries and lube
          Registry - provides own school uniform
          EXCEL - at most things oral


          I have lots of experience migrating 3 1/2 inch floppys to twelve inch hards




          Ok. What's your minimum rate?
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #15
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            myPornoCV

            Windows (all versions) - standing in windows, Amsterdam 2001 - 2005
            API -Anal penetrative insertion - 2001 - present
            ACCESS - provides easy entrance through use of tables, queries and lube
            Registry - provides own school uniform
            EXCEL - at most things oral


            I have lots of experience migrating 3 1/2 inch floppys to twelve inch hards




            Good API skills - its a pity the bottom seems to have fallen out of that market.
            However theres still some demand - I just need to take two references ....

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              #16
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              Ok. What's your minimum rate?
              neg.
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                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                neg.
                That's the slippery slope to ... oh hell. I'll quit while I'm behind.
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  myPornoCV

                  Windows (all versions) - standing in windows, Amsterdam 2001 - 2005
                  API -Anal penetrative insertion - 2001 - present
                  ACCESS - provides easy entrance through use of tables, queries and lube
                  Registry - provides own school uniform
                  EXCEL - at most things oral


                  I have lots of experience migrating 3 1/2 inch floppys to twelve inch hards




                  Any Anti Virus experience

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MikeC1408 View Post
                    Any Anti Virus experience
                    Only When Lee Steel went like a Trojan on my laptop





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                      #20
                      The Swedish market looks promising for your type of skills.
                      Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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