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    Default I could ask a question.....

    ...... about IR35, or DOOM, or chutney spoons, but can't see the point, so cutting to the chase. Long time lurker here! Long enough to know the routine, so doors open, booze cabinet is filled and unlocked! Munchies are on the way! Help yourselves.

    Ignore the "specialist" DVD's, they're a friend's

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    I see you've hidden all the valuables and covered all the furniture in plastic sheeting. No pets in sight either. Sheesh. What do you think we're like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crumlin View Post
    ...... about IR35, or DOOM, or chutney spoons, but can't see the point, so cutting to the chase. Long time lurker here! Long enough to know the routine, so doors open, booze cabinet is filled and unlocked! Munchies are on the way! Help yourselves.

    Ignore the "specialist" DVD's, they're a friend's

    I'll be the one in the corner being moderated!

    How "specialist" are the DVD's
    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alreadypacked View Post
    How "specialist" are the DVD's
    Disturbingly, they're all about Programme Management best practice, PRINCE2 and Agile Methodologies, Writing effective business cases and the like.

    We've got a wild one here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alreadypacked View Post
    How "specialist" are the DVD's
    Very specialist. They are all taken using a camcorder at various mainline stations and show lots of different trains that all look exactly the same except that they have dirt in slightly different places.

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    crikey! is that a leopard skin leather poof?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    Very specialist. They are all taken using a camcorder at various mainline stations and show lots of different trains that all look exactly the same except that they have dirt in slightly different places.
    Oh, I missed those - and we've got some here with footage of planes taking off and landing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by realityhack View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by alreadypacked View Post
    How "specialist" are the DVD's
    Disturbingly, they're all about Programme Management best practice, PRINCE2 and Agile Methodologies, Writing effective business cases and the like.

    We've got a wild one here.
    Nothing with gladiators in?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DS23 View Post
    crikey! is that a leopard skin leather poof?
    forget the poof - have you seen upstairs ? Zebra skin wall paper

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    Quote Originally Posted by DS23 View Post
    crikey! is that a leopard skin leather poof?
    No. It's just HAB.

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