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    #21
    I reckon the government should have a taxation take of 21 units per week. At the moment the b@stards are soaking me for 80 tax units a week so I think its only fair that I ignore THEIR advice and have ten pints a night.
    hic



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      #22
      I love you guys.

      I keep getting nagged by the war office for how much I drink, and have the 21 unit figure pointed out to me.

      I am 6'3'' and 18.5 stone FFS
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #23
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        I am 6'3'' and 18.5 stone FFS
        In which case 21 units is about right for how much it would take for you to get decently pissed.

        The 'war office' has clearly misunderstood the government advice. 5 portions of crisps, chips, pork scratchings, salted nuts and dry roasted nuts plus 21 units of alcohol per day.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #24
          Another whole thread for people to justify their excessive drinking.

          It's your choice but I think the NHS should not treat for free any "excessive-alcohol" related disease.
          Or any other poor-lifestyle related disease.

          Why should I subsidise your crap lifestyles?
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #25
            I'm fed up of being lectured by the tosspots 'in charge'. According to them I should be dead already
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              #26
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              I'm fed up of being lectured by the tosspots 'in charge'. According to them I should be dead already
              Its what happens when you have a socialised system like the NHS.
              And they're right to lecture you.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #27
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Its what happens when you have a socialised system like the NHS.
                And they're right to lecture you.
                But you are not.
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                  #28
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  Its what happens when you have a socialised system like the NHS.
                  And they're right to lecture you.
                  you would expect the NHS to fix your broken nose, even though you are asking for it


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                    #29
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    you would expect the NHS to fix your broken nose, even though you are asking for it


                    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      you would expect the NHS to fix your broken nose, even though you are asking for it


                      Can't do that EO - elf and safety. I might break my hand or something
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