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    Spider duties last night, for the first time this year. A girt big hairy black one had to be rounded up and chucked out of the bedroom window.
    'Oh you'll get your reward in heaven' says the missus
    'Oh I dont fkng think so' says I grabbing a handful of hair


    she likes it when I'm rough


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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Spider duties last night, for the first time this year. A girt big hairy black one had to be rounded up and chucked out of the bedroom window.
    'Oh you'll get your reward in heaven' says the missus
    'Oh I dont fkng think so' says I grabbing a handful of hair


    she likes it when I'm rough


    Got some round here if you don't mind....I can't stand the 'orrible little scrotes. You can deal with my missus afterwards too, you caveman you.
    Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flubster View Post
    Got some round here if you don't mind....I can't stand the 'orrible little scrotes. You can deal with my missus afterwards too, you caveman you.
    deal.
    if can she suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe.


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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    deal.
    if can she suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe.


    Mine eats her porridge through a straw if that is any qualification?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    Mine eats her porridge through a straw if that is any qualification?
    why do birds like rough blokes ?
    I long to be gentle and let my feminine side shine through



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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I long to be gentle and let my feminine side shine through



    When can you start?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    why do birds like rough blokes ?
    I long to be gentle and let my feminine side shine through




    Poofter eh??
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    Last night in the park kids found a spider eating a fly. Great entertainment....

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