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    You can always spot them; they are the ones carrying big bags around. Clogging up the underground (not that I ever use it anymore) or falling out of taxi’s and can’t find their purse when they have to pay. Don’t they know how unprofessional that looks? Who would want to do business or hire them?

    It’s going to be even worse tomorrow; it's forecast to rain so they will be carrying umbrellas too.

    On the other hand a professional London woman carries a small briefcase and is quick and efficient. Give me a London girl every time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    You can always spot them; they are the ones carrying big bags around. Clogging up the underground (not that I ever use it anymore) or falling out of taxi’s and can’t find their purse when they have to pay. Don’t they know how unprofessional that looks? Who would want to do business or hire them?

    It’s going to be even worse tomorrow; it's forecast to rain so they will be carrying umbrellas too.

    On the other hand a professional London woman carries a small briefcase and is quick and efficient. Give me a London girl every time.
    They also stand on the left hand side of the escalator, admiring their surroundings oblivious to anybody behind them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Give me a London girl every time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Give me a London girl every time.
    I thought you preferred a London boy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chef View Post
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    is this insult SA day??

    it doesnt have this in my calendar..
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    Quote Originally Posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    It’s going to be even worse tomorrow; it's forecast to rain so they will be carrying umbrellas too.
    I don't think that's true. London rain doesn't count as rain by Northern standards.

    London is the only place where you see people walking around with umbrellas up when it's cloudy but not actually raining. Or crowds of people at tube station entrances sheltering from barely perceptible drizzle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chef View Post
    is this insult SA day??

    it doesnt have this in my calendar..
    Try now :-

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/calendar.php

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post


    much better, carry on then
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