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    Just went to the bathroom and the bloody phone went. Hurried up me doings and came back to my desk and I've spotted I've dribbled down my trousers.

    It's a good job I'm on my own here.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    It's a good job I'm on my own here.
    You aren't.
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    You shouldn't have hurried up because of the phone. The moment you allow your bladder functions to be dictated by a machine is one that should be delayed as long as possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Just went to the bathroom and the bloody phone went. Hurried up me doings and came back to my desk and I've spotted I've dribbled down my trousers.

    It's a good job I'm on my own here.
    had a pot noodle and the bloody doorbell went.

    Fixed that for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Just went to the bathroom and the bloody phone went. Hurried up me doings and came back to my desk and I've spotted I've dribbled down my trousers.

    It's a good job I'm on my own here.
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    err buy an answerphone then spend as long as you like on the loo
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrToast View Post
    had a pot noodle and the bloody doorbell went.

    Fixed that for you.
    I'd never let anything interrupt me when I'm having a pot noodle.

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    Look in the mirror......that's you everyday in 30 years time
    Hey, I'm 50. It's already here. I won't be around in 30 years.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    You aren't.
    What, you wet yourself too?

    Quote Originally Posted by chef View Post
    err buy an answerphone then spend as long as you like on the loo
    Actually, it was the mobile and going to voicemail was what I was trying to avoid.
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    Excellent. Now you shall be ever known as Mr Pissy Pants!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Just went to the bathroom and the bloody phone went. Hurried up me doings and came back to my desk and I've spotted I've dribbled down my trousers.

    It's a good job I'm on my own here.
    Maybe you should wear darker coloured trousers so it doesn't show so much?

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