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Things not to attempt when pissed

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    Things not to attempt when pissed

    Walk into a kebab shop

    Get a pizza out of its wrapper

    Post on a forum
    Me, me, me...

    #2
    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Post on a forum
    WHS

    Cook chips in the oven.

    Use a deep fat fryer.

    Use candles.

    Take a shower.

    Help a friend get into his 3rd floor flat when locked out.

    Pull the Senior Systems Manager when her husband is also present.

    Take a night service bus.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #3
      Send an email to the whole department telling them not to do something or other to MY SYSTEMS THANKYOUVERYMUCH.

      Attempt to delete a sent email by purging the email directories on a NetWare server.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #4
        Think you can pee in a train toilet standing up when it is moving without incurring a dry cleaning bill.

        Humouring a bunch of Scots on their way home to Glasgow.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #5
          Read a Cybertosser post
          Me, me, me...

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            #6
            Debone a chicken
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              #7
              Sort out a hotel room with a inner city hotel night porter (unless you own a platinum mine).

              Think you can buy electronic components in Maplins for a circuit you dreamt up in the pub in the afternoon.

              Buying cigars for the first time in the cigar shop in St James's Street, London (unless you own a platinum mine).

              Attempt to convince an ex that you have changed.

              Attempt to convince an ex's girlfriend that you going round her place right now would be a good idea.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #8
                Walk three miles home on your own

                Break up a fight

                Attempt to climb a bus shelter

                Pull
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  Think you can buy electronic components in Maplins for a circuit you dreamt up in the pub in the afternoon.
                  Me, me, me...

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                    #10
                    Buy a sovereign in Hatton Garden on impulse in a spectacularly ugly gold mount that costs even more than the socereign.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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