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    Walk into a kebab shop

    Get a pizza out of its wrapper

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    Cook chips in the oven.

    Use a deep fat fryer.

    Use candles.

    Take a shower.

    Help a friend get into his 3rd floor flat when locked out.

    Pull the Senior Systems Manager when her husband is also present.

    Take a night service bus.

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    Send an email to the whole department telling them not to do something or other to MY SYSTEMS THANKYOUVERYMUCH.

    Attempt to delete a sent email by purging the email directories on a NetWare server.

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    Think you can pee in a train toilet standing up when it is moving without incurring a dry cleaning bill.

    Humouring a bunch of Scots on their way home to Glasgow.

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    Read a Cybertosser post

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    Debone a chicken

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    Sort out a hotel room with a inner city hotel night porter (unless you own a platinum mine).

    Think you can buy electronic components in Maplins for a circuit you dreamt up in the pub in the afternoon.

    Buying cigars for the first time in the cigar shop in St James's Street, London (unless you own a platinum mine).

    Attempt to convince an ex that you have changed.

    Attempt to convince an ex's girlfriend that you going round her place right now would be a good idea.

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    Walk three miles home on your own

    Break up a fight

    Attempt to climb a bus shelter

    Pull

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Think you can buy electronic components in Maplins for a circuit you dreamt up in the pub in the afternoon.

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    Buy a sovereign in Hatton Garden on impulse in a spectacularly ugly gold mount that costs even more than the socereign.

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