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    Default My Chinook helicopter

    I got this radio controlled chinook a few weeks ago. Its about a foot long and I have now mastered the controls.
    Tonight while the missus is at work I will attack a payload. A strip of boiled ham with a blob of english mustard on it.
    Then I will fly it past the cats to see if I can get them to go for the ham.

    especially the little black and white one. Shes an evil cat.


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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I got this radio controlled chinook a few weeks ago. Its about a foot long and I have now mastered the controls.
    Tonight while the missus is at work I will attack a payload. A strip of boiled ham with a blob of english mustard on it.
    Then I will fly it past the cats to see if I can get them to go for the ham.

    especially the little black and white one. Shes an evil cat.


    Cat's are cleverer than that. They will bring down the whole thing and make off with the cargo.

    That or use a SAM 7 on it.
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    Cats are quite adept at avoiding the tastes they don't like. Don't be surprised if the cat eats the ham and you find a small blob of untouched mustard on the ground.

    I once tried using sausages to feed our cat medicines. He skilfully turned the sausage meat in his mouth, spat out the pill and happily gobbled up the meat.
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    damn. there must be a way to nail that little black and white sucker



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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    damn. there must be a way to nail that little black and white sucker



    Not that I am condoning this sort of behavior, but....


    Get yourself a laser pointer. Place the cat on a table or other high flat surface. Use the laser pointer to wiggle the dot of light about in front of the cat until it chases it. Lure cat over the edge.


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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    damn. there must be a way to nail that little black and white sucker



    you will need two things for that. A hammer is one of them.
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    High impact nail guns : plenty fun
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halo Jones View Post
    High impact nail guns : plenty fun
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    Quote Originally Posted by chef View Post
    Halo Jones, Im shocked you'd lower yourself to EO's level
    You do not have to hit the blighters just target the ground behind them & get a Hollywood style dust explosions as it runs, if the cat stops well at least that will cover lunch
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