Originally posted by Paddy
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Halloween Fancy Dress Party
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Originally posted by Ruse View PostI took my youngest to his "karate halloween party" last Saturday. dressing up was optional for parents, one guy was going around with a smart suit and a badge with "HM Revenue" on it. HE thought it was absolutely hilarious, nobody else did, wasn't you was it ?
When asked he is a ‘Law suit’ ....."Wait, I still function!"Comment
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I remeber seeing this guy in a pub. All his mates were dressed up and he had a few shoe boxes hung around his neck with a bit of material down the middle. he said he had come as the stairsRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostThe missus has just told me that the Halloween party we've been invited to on Saturday night is fancy dress. She swears she told me ages ago and I "forgot". Naturally I don't have any recollection of her telling me but it's too late to cancel.
Any ideas what I can rustle up as a quick horror themed fancy dress outfit for Saturday night?Comment
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Don a comedy beard and strap loads of fake dynamite to yourself under your coat and silently in the middle of the room, undo your coat and shout "Allah Akbar!" at the top of your voice.
Guaranteed screaming - you'll be the most scariest.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostDon a comedy beard and strap loads of fake dynamite to yourself under your coat and silently in the middle of the room, undo your coat and shout "Allah Akbar!" at the top of your voice.
Guaranteed screaming - you'll be the most scariest.
Great, I love it. Should carry a health warning though "don't travel by tube to party unless you want to be shot 35 times in the head"Comment
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Originally posted by Ruse View Post
Great, I love it. Should carry a health warning though "don't travel by tube to party unless you want to be shot 35 times in the head"Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostGo in your best pinstripe suit, wear a red tie and stuff your pockets with expenses receipts. When asked - say you're a Labour Cabinet Member.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostCabinet Meeting. (SFW)Comment
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