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    The missus has just told me that the Halloween party we've been invited to on Saturday night is fancy dress. She swears she told me ages ago and I "forgot". Naturally I don't have any recollection of her telling me but it's too late to cancel.

    Any ideas what I can rustle up as a quick horror themed fancy dress outfit for Saturday night?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lockhouse View Post
    The missus has just told me that the Halloween party we've been invited to on Saturday night is fancy dress. She swears she told me ages ago and I "forgot". Naturally I don't have any recollection of her telling me but it's too late to cancel.

    Any ideas what I can rustle up as a quick horror themed fancy dress outfit for Saturday night?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lockhouse View Post
    The missus has just told me that the Halloween party we've been invited to on Saturday night is fancy dress. She swears she told me ages ago and I "forgot". Naturally I don't have any recollection of her telling me but it's too late to cancel.

    Any ideas what I can rustle up as a quick horror themed fancy dress outfit for Saturday night?
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    Hmmm interesting....
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    Go to a fancy dress shop and buy a 'Gordo' mask to supplement the suit.

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