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    Default I was working in the lab late one night

    When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
    For my monster from his slab began to rise
    And suddenly to my surprise
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
    For my monster from his slab began to rise
    And suddenly to my surprise
    I told you to stop kicking that crypt
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    Gordon Brown’s Monster Crash

    I was working in the bunker late one night
    When my eye beheld the financial plight
    For my monster debt had begun to rise
    And suddenly to my surprise

    The economy did Crash
    It did the Monster Crash
    The Monster Crash
    It was an off balance sheet smash
    I made a hash
    It caught on fire in a flash
    It burnt to ash
    I made the mother of all crash

    From my desire.. to keep the City unpoliced
    Using the FSA where the bankers feast
    The people double mortgaged their humble abodes
    And get a jolt... when the credit implode.

    My ratings did crash
    Polls said.. a monster crash
    A 1929 style crash
    As Chancellor I ..was really trash
    The banking smash
    It caught on fire in a flash
    I was rash
    And now you're poor white trash.

    Out from his coffin, Mandys voice did ring
    Seems he was troubled by.. just one thing
    He opened the lid and looked from his lair
    And said, “dump this loser, bring back Tony Blair!”

    SpAds did the hash
    They did the old rehash
    That I was Flash
    And spending I refuse to slash
    I claimed I had a stash
    A stash of cash
    But you did the math
    And now my face you bash

    Now I'm uncool, Barack won't hold my hand
    And my financial crash is all over the land.
    For you, the taxpayer, this Smash is costly too
    About 2oo billion pounds, that's what I need from you

    I was brash
    And was so terribly rash
    And now we’re trash.
    The UK is just trailer trash
    It was the Crash
    And now my teeth I gnash
    Because the Crash Oh,
    The MHHHOOOONSTER CRASH..
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    I actually bought the single. Age is a dreadful thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeHopper View Post
    I actually bought the single. Age is a dreadful thing.
    we had the album..
    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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    That deserves an "Oh dear!".

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