Wayne and Coleen in Sprog Sensation

**Pondlife** · 3 November 2009, 13:26

Originally Posted by BBC
Wayne and Coleen Rooney have left Liverpool Women's Hospital with their baby Kai Wayne.

Wayne Rooney carried the baby, who was conceived in a car seat.

The couple are said to be "thrilled with the wonderful addition to their family life".

FTFY

Too obvious?

**thunderlizard** · 3 November 2009, 13:29

Wayne Rooney carried the baby

OK, I never had much respect for him before, but hats off to him. To score that goal so close to his due date too.

**BrilloPad** · 3 November 2009, 13:33

I wonder if the baby will be ape-like after his father? Or stupid and vacuous after his mother?

**Spacecadet** · 3 November 2009, 13:36

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I wonder if the baby will be ape-like after his father? Or stupid and vacuous after his mother?

For the kids sake, lets hope the milkman was involved

**moorfield** · 3 November 2009, 15:36

I was hoping they were going to name him Dwayne Rooney - they missed a trick there.

**BoredBloke** · 3 November 2009, 15:38

I bet he looks like his dad as most kids seem to look like his dad. I wonder if he'll share the tyre he has roped to the tree with the young tyke or will he get a new one for him?

**bogeyman** · 3 November 2009, 15:41

Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post

I bet he looks like his dad as most kids seem to look like his dad. I wonder if he'll share the tyre he has roped to the tree with the young tyke or will he get a new one for him?

The unhappy result of a mating between a potato and a whore?

**Crumlin** · 3 November 2009, 15:42

Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

For the kids sake, lets hope Alex Fergusson was involved

FTFY

**bogeyman** · 3 November 2009, 15:45

Originally posted by Crumlin View Post

FTFY

I'd rather the kid looked like a furious spud than a sour-faced, perpetually-gum-chewing, monosyllabic misanthrope.

Wayne and Coleen in Sprog Sensation