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    Quote Originally Posted by BBC
    Wayne and Coleen Rooney have left Liverpool Women's Hospital with their baby Kai Wayne.

    Wayne Rooney carried the baby, who was born on Monday, in a car seat.

    The couple are said to be "thrilled with the wonderful addition to their family life".
    Footage of the happy event...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbGkPloF7Xk

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    Originally Posted by BBC
    Wayne and Coleen Rooney have left Liverpool Women's Hospital with their baby Kai Wayne.

    Wayne Rooney carried the baby, who was conceived in a car seat.

    The couple are said to be "thrilled with the wonderful addition to their family life".
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    Wayne Rooney carried the baby
    OK, I never had much respect for him before, but hats off to him. To score that goal so close to his due date too.

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    I wonder if the baby will be ape-like after his father? Or stupid and vacuous after his mother?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I wonder if the baby will be ape-like after his father? Or stupid and vacuous after his mother?
    For the kids sake, lets hope the milkman was involved
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    I was hoping they were going to name him Dwayne Rooney - they missed a trick there.

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    I bet he looks like his dad as most kids seem to look like his dad. I wonder if he'll share the tyre he has roped to the tree with the young tyke or will he get a new one for him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    I bet he looks like his dad as most kids seem to look like his dad. I wonder if he'll share the tyre he has roped to the tree with the young tyke or will he get a new one for him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spacecadet View Post
    For the kids sake, lets hope Alex Fergusson was involved
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crumlin View Post
    FTFY
    I'd rather the kid looked like a furious spud than a sour-faced, perpetually-gum-chewing, monosyllabic misanthrope.

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