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    You know what happens in the Olympic village with all those toned young athletes, full of hormones.

    You'd be a mug not to try and get a job at the games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeepBlue View Post
    You know what happens in the Olympic village with all those toned young athletes, full of hormones.

    You'd be a mug not to try and get a job at the games.
    The women aint bad either. Except the shot putters, runners, weightlifters...

    Bagsee the synchronised swimmers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TimberWolf View Post
    The women aint bad either. Except the shot putters, runners, weightlifters...

    Bagsee the synchronised swimmers.
    Bagsee the Brazillian female beach volleyball team
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Bagsee the Brazillian female beach volleyball team
    The whole team? That could be an Olympic event in its own right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TimberWolf View Post
    The whole team? That could be an Olympic event in its own right.
    I'll die trying if I have too (probably from them kicking the **** out of me for breaking into their rooms)
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    I once cajoled the Chinese Olympic Gold medallist limbo dancer back to my room, but she escaped under the door whilst I wasnt looking





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    I ran into the Cuban Volleyball team in Peru this year.

    DAMN they were GIANTS. The shortest one was 6ft 2!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Bagsee the Brazillian female beach volleyball team
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    When I was at school, there was a couple of lads who were dead good at swimming. They had their red & blue badges before I got my yellow. In fact, they did their lifesaving stuff (saving bricks from drowning in the deep end in their pyjamas) (and why the pyjamas wore bricks, I don't know).

    A few times over the years I have seen blokes in swimming pools on the tall chairs and thought "That's the sort of person who only got a swimming certificate at school".

    This past few years, there has been an increase in the number of Baywatch-type life saving people on the beaches. What losers, eh? Can't even get an indoor job.

    Imagine a job where there's nothing to do but sit on your arse on a beach all summer watching ugly people sunbathing and saving their little wretches from drowning themselves all day. What a waste of a life that could have been spent cutting java code or fixing paper jams in the warm and dry indoors.

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