Originally posted by Andy2
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weird facts about Microsoft Windows
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Originally posted by Andy2 View Post1. Nobody can create a folder named “Con”
2. Write in Notepad the following text : “Bush hid the facts” (without quotes) then Save the file and exit Notepad. Now open the file
3. Open Microsoft Word and on the first line write : “=rand(200,99)” (without the quotes) and hit Enter.
MAGIC #1
Somebody found that it is not possible to create a FOLDER anywhere on the Computer which can be named as "CON". This is something funny. At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE A "CON" FOLDER
MAGIC #2
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.
Noticed the weird bug? No one can explain!
MAGIC #3
Again this is something funny and can't be explained? At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself?
Open Microsoft Word and type
=rand (200, 99)
And then press ENTER
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostGo into Powerpoint, create a new presentation and put the following onto the Title area:
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIs that supposed to be an insult?
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I can't make directories called lpt1 or com1 either. It must be a neocon conspiricy.Numbly tolerating the inequality as a way to achieve greater prosperity for all.Comment
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3. Open Microsoft Word and on the first line write : “=rand(200,99)” (without the quotes) and hit Enter.
Is that one of those Rap songs?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself?ǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostHe meant gay in the old fashioned sense
What did you think I meant?
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostDon't mention Brazilians, CyberTory will be back before you know itCoffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostHe meant gay in the old fashioned senseComment
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