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What will agents be like in 20 yrs time?

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    #11
    Like prostitution, the old businesses never change their mission statements through the ages, but keep on charging nonetheless.
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #12
      Someone will publish a book entitled "The Bumper Book of References". A lot of agents will kill each other attempting to steal this book for themselves.
      Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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        #13
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Will they fly and have hover capability, or will they remain lying cheating two-faced scum?
        they will have special hair gel emitting glands in their scalp

        They will have learnt how to extract references from contractors by means of setting up fake companies, staging a fake interview and then after contracts are almost agreed getting the contractor to hand over references.
        The fake company will then magically disappear into the night
        Coffee's for closers

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          #14
          They will be insisting on 3 years commercial experience of Windows 2029.

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