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    #11
    Little dinner party, had a glass or two. Oops! Cook has just realised there isn't quite enough mayonnaise for the egg and chips.

    So, I fetched the neighbour’s cat and lanced its boil
    Last edited by Paddy; 21 November 2009, 22:38.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #12
      Originally posted by threaded View Post
      Little dinner party, had a glass or two. Oops! Cook has just realised there isn't quite enough cream for the apple pie desert.

      So, I've phoned for a taxi to go buy some and fetch it.
      Eh? Where I come from permies and unemployed folks did that.
      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Paddy View Post
        Little dinner party, had a glass or two. Oops! Cook has just realised there isn't quite enough mayonnaise for the egg and chips.

        So, I fetched the neighbour’s cat and laced its boil
        Criss-cross? Under-over? Biking? Sawtooth? Shop?
        Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
        threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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          #14
          That brings back memories

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            #15
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            That brings back memories
            In the Motherland you could make a cat serve 6?
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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