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    Any tips on how to improve my Sarky quotient ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Any tips on how to improve my Sarky quotient ?
    More use of




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    No. You're sodding perfect already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by thunderlizard View Post
    No. You're sodding perfect already.
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    you are the benchmark against which everyone else is measured, if you become more sarky then the goal posts have been moved for everybody
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    Quote Originally Posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post
    you are the benchmark against which everyone else is measured, if you become more sarky then the goal posts have been moved for everybody
    Well done for being the first to use that joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scary View Post
    Well done for being the first to use that joke.
    thank you
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