Here's a Dare for all the Guys!

[Diver]

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[BoredBloke]

I told my wife that they don't do magic dresses that don't make her big arse look big. She doesn't ask anymore.

[RichardCranium]

I told my wife that they don't do magic dresses that don't make her big arse look big. She doesn't ask anymore.

Many years ago I also told my wife she has a big arse.

"Of course you have a big arse. You're a woman. You're meant to have a big arse, FFS. That's what 'curvy' means: big jubblies and a fat arse. Without a fat arse you'd look like a ladyboy and I wouldn't be interested. Why do you think I never let you buy trousers? It's because women have fat arses and they look awful in trousers. Except those boney skinny tarts that are meant for looking at rather than sleeping with. So stop worrying about your big arse. Yes, it's big. It's a woman's arse. It's meant to be big. It's perfectly normal."

It worked for me.

YMMV.

[cailin maith]

Many years ago I also told my wife she has a big arse.

"Of course you have a big arse. You're a woman. You're meant to have a big arse, FFS. That's what 'curvy' means: big jubblies and a fat arse. Without a fat arse you'd look like a ladyboy and I wouldn't be interested. Why do you think I never let you buy trousers? It's because women have fat arses and they look awful in trousers. Except those boney skinny tarts that are meant for looking at rather than sleeping with. So stop worrying about your big arse. Yes, it's big. It's a woman's arse. It's meant to be big. It's perfectly normal."

It worked for me.

YMMV.

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