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    Default Here's a Dare for all the Guys!

    Next time you go shopping with 'er indoors and she tries something on and asks you how it looks, just reply............."Its very YOU!"

    Go on..........I dare you.

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    Here's a related tip for the Gents

    Do you find that the missus always hates everything you choose for her?
    If so, then when shopping together always go and find the most expensive items of clothing or shoes or whatever she's looking for. Tell her how much you like them and how good she'll look in them.
    I've saved at least 50% off an average trip to the shops
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    The other half and I always go shopping on our own- its whats kept us together for 20 years....

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Next time you go shopping with 'er indoors and she tries something on and asks you how it looks, just reply............."Its very YOU!"

    Go on..........I dare you.

    is that your post work christmas shopping confession from today shaunbhoy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pzz76077 View Post
    The other half and I always go shopping on our own- its whats kept us together for 20 years....

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    Although in my case it is ten years not twenty.

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    We go shopping together, she tells me I enjoy it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Churchill View Post
    We go shopping together, she tells me I enjoy it...
    We go shopping together, she tells me "Sit there and don't wander off"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diver View Post
    We go shopping together, she tells me "Sit there and pass me your credit card"
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Next time you go shopping with 'er indoors and she tries something on and asks you how it looks, just reply............."Its very YOU!"

    Go on..........I dare you.

    After getting an ear hole bashing from ex-mrs HAB about shopping I tried something along those lines. e.g. not complaining, going wherever she wanted, and giving supporting comments.

    After a little while we went into one of her mates shop. She comments to her, "He's being very good today. He must be after something." So at the next stop ....

    Quote Originally Posted by Diver View Post
    We go shopping together, she tells me "Sit there and don't wander off"
    was her instructions.


    I wasn't really after anything. I just knew that if I behaved like that it would confuse her and wind her up. She didn't pester me to go shopping for ages after that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chef View Post
    is that your post work christmas shopping confession from today shaunbhoy?
    No way chef. I am not that crazy. No it was a guy I worked with at 02 a few years back. And he lived to tell the tale.
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