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    #11
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    EO was a soldier posted to the remote island of St Kilda, 100 miles off the Scottish coast out into the fierce Atlantic.
    His job ? radar technician, keeping the radars going to track the Russkis and the missiles firing off of Benbecula.
    Ssshh! We're still not supposed to talk about the Russki-monitoring stations off Scotland. (Despite the BBC inadvertently doing a comedy series set in one without realising they were indeed still active. )

    How are those blokes in the Balaclava helmets getting on crawling through the rockery?
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #12
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      Ssshh! We're still not supposed to talk about the Russki-monitoring stations off Scotland. (Despite the BBC inadvertently doing a comedy series set in one without realising they were indeed still active. )

      How are those blokes in the Balaclava helmets getting on crawling through the rockery?
      those two blokes ? whew, it was a close one. they wernt after me at all. They got the missus though and cut her into bits and shoved her remains into the freezer in the garage.
      but , hey ho. at least Im ok.



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      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #13
        I've just checked the cats. they are ok too. so it could have been a lot worse.


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          #14
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          I've just checked the cats. they are ok too. so it could have been a lot worse.


          Are you mixing the home-brew with acetone again EO?
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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