Onward Christian Soldiers

[RichardCranium]

Point was how can you have a weapons company that is run on biblical principles

Because the weapons are for killing the brown non-believers and that must be Godly work.

Or blind hypocrisy. But what would you expect of an arms manufacturer?

[NotAllThere]

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Point was how can you have a weapons company that is run on biblical principles

Oh OK.

I would have thought that Jn. 20:29 would have suggested that not seeing would be better. But that would go against the economic principle of making money.

[gingerjedi]

Because the weapons are for killing the brown non-believers and that must be Godly work.

Or blind hypocrisy. But what would you expect of an arms manufacturer?

But if Jesus did exist he was most likely a brown person not a Jeff Bridges lookie likey.

[RichardCranium]

But if Jesus did exist he was most likely a brown person not a Jeff Bridges lookie likey.

Jesus was a good old shotgun-carrying, pick-up truck driving, red neck Baptist American. (Probably Texan, hence the Mexican first name.) Didn't you know?

[EternalOptimist]

But if Jesus did exist he was most likely a brown person not a Jeff Bridges lookie likey.

Brown ? no way.
He was a provincial from the North-West. Jesus was a scouser


I remember reading somewhere that he had someones donkey up on four stacks of palm leaves

[gingerjedi]

ARMY SNIPERS GET THANK-YOU LETTER FROM JESUS

The Prince of Peace said: "There are few things more satisfying to me than a well-executed kill shot by an English-speaking Christian, using state-of-the-art technology.

"As I said to my beloved apostles as we rested in the Garden of Gethsemane 'get thyself into a nice, comfortable position with thy rifle butt nestling in thy shoulder before taking aim methodically and letting out a long, slow, deep breath as you squeeze the trigger'.

"And when we see the halo of blood erupting from the back of the non-believer's skull, do we not also see the glory of My Father?"

[Moscow Mule]

Jesus was a good old shotgun-carrying, pick-up truck driving, red neck Baptist American. (Probably Texan, hence the Mexican first name.) Didn't you know?

Jesus was a Jew.

Which would piss off a red-neck more than anything...

[Churchill]

Jesus was a Jew.

A Red Sea pedestrian!

[RichardCranium]

The champion sniper of WWI was a Red Indian.

Henry Norwest. A Mountie.

Q. Who was the Scandinavian who hid in the forests and took out loads of Germans that were sent to get him? I've read the story - damned impressive - but cannot remember the details.

[EternalOptimist]

The champion sniper of WWI was a Red Indian.

which side was he on ?