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    Default Contrractor UK Rules

    This main forum is no better then a zoo

    Check out how people should be behaving


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    1. No profanity or obscenities of any kind, even written back to front or disguised with asterisks etc.

    2. Be nice to each other - no personal attacks on other users.

    3. Defamatory, obscene, indecent, lewd, pornographic, violent, abusive, insulting, threatening and harassing comments are not tolerated.

    4. Do not stray from the discussion topic.

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    If it's so bad, why do you keep turning up?

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    If you can't stand the heat...

    Go here

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    *** ***** ***** ****************!



    Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

    Let's now talk about upcoming General Elections

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    Bollocks.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Bollocks.
    Mine are a bit itchy at the moment. What could it be?
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Mine are a bit itchy at the moment. What could it be?
    When do you have your bath? Sunday? Thrush, probably.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Mine are a bit itchy at the moment. What could it be?
    Sorry, that domain has gone.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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    nnnnnnnnrrrrrrrrrrrrr joooooeeeeeeeyyyyyyy
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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    Are we going to be having a partee?
    I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
    If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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