Gordon Brown: home owners should leave valueables at the door Gordon Brown: home owners should leave valueables at the door
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    Default Gordon Brown: home owners should leave valueables at the door

    This is so that burglars don't have to cross the door to pick them up and lose their human rights.

    Allegedly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtW View Post
    This is so that HMRC don't have to cross the door to pick them up and lose their human rights.

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    I know plenty of women who leave their handbags near the front door.

    Interestingly when some scrot tried to burgle me there was a handbag near the front door but he came in via the back. He didn't pick up the handbag and got caught anyway. So are you going to have to leave valuables by every entrance and window just in case?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    So are you going to have to leave valuables by every entrance and window just in case?
    Yes, if you don't want to upset 'em. And believe me you don't want that to happen!

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