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    Meanwhile, in other news

    The Guardian has been famous for its April 1st issue for decades. This is a good one.



    One tactic being discussed involves provoking a physical confrontation at one of the three ground-breaking TV debates between the candidates. In this scenario, Brown, instead of responding to a point made by Cameron, would walk over from his microphone with an exaggerated silent display of self-control, bring his face to within an inch of the Tory leader's, and in a subdued voice, ask "what did you just say?", before delivering a single well-aimed blow to his opponent's face, followed by a headlock if required.

    The bloodied and bruised Cameron could then be whisked to a nearby hospital, where a previously briefed team of doctors and nurses would demonstrate the efficiency and compassion of the NHS under a Labour government.

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    Interesting and good news to hear Simon Singh won his libel battle over his criticising voodoo medicine, allegedly.

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      #3
      Gordon Brown is too fat and unfit to lump anybody. But then I thought that about the lumpen idiot Prescott...

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        #4
        i liked r4's "shakespeare was french" one thismorning.

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          Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
          Interesting and good news to hear Simon Singh won his libel battle over his criticising voodoo medicine, allegedly.
          Yes, that is good news. The English law of libel has no place stifling scientific debate.

          Another sound judgement from Lord Justice Sedley, he who once memorably ruled

          Free speech includes not only the inoffensive, but the irritating, the contentious, the eccentric, the heretical, the unwelcome and the provocative (...) Freedom only to speak inoffensively is not worth having.
          Actually you should make that your motto

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            #6
            Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
            Gordon Brown is too fat and unfit to lump anybody. But then I thought that about the lumpen idiot Prescott...
            Another blow to his head could result in him being left a mental retard.

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              #7
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              Another blow to his head could result in him being left a mental retard.
              Think we've already crossed that bridge!
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                #8
                Meanwhile, The Register is reporting a battle at the LHC with beings from a parallel universe
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
                  Gordon Brown is too fat and unfit to lump anybody. But then I thought that about the lumpen idiot Prescott...
                  Don't need to be skinny to throw a decent punch (in fact weight helps)

                  Gordon Brown is like Rocky Balboa, in that he'd need to go southpaw to avoid his gammy eye side.
                  Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
                    Don't need to be skinny to throw a decent punch (in fact weight helps)
                    No but you need to be quick. He's a slow fat lump.

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