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Xeno's incredibly FLOUNCETASTIC thread (from when he comes back from the pub)
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostPerhaps the guyliner incident was a cry for help. Maybe he's a lesbian trapped in a man's body?
Aren't they all?
(Sorry lesbo's)Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostSooooo not like him though!
< checks quickly >
West Coast USA and Hawaii."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostMaybe he has been "possessed" by a malevolent danglebelly from mumsnet?
Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostSooooo not like him though!+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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I think perhaps it's jealousy cos he wanted to be a mod. Just an observation.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Perhaps he thought the whole 'April Fool' fiasco was total and utter tulipe?
If so I agree with him. Well, I think that anyway regardless of what he thinks.Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostWho knows what lies in the inner recesses of a man's soul?Growing old is mandatory
Growing up is optionalComment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI think perhaps it's jealousy cos he wanted to be a mod.
No..........he should confine himself to commenting on the relative merits of various male cosmetic products, and generally being the forum "Bruno". That may be where his true talent lies.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI think perhaps it's jealousy cos he wanted to be a mod. Just an observation.
If I wanted to be a mod, I would have applied.
doodab you douche bag.
(Yes, I'm back).
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