Arias For Swinging Lovers....

[mcquiggd]

... feeling rather cultural with my Chablis at 1.45am after a long week at work I have treated my neighbours to a few 'old time classics'

I think their favourite, judging by the sound of stomping feet, was 'E lucevan le stelle' (.... I do admit to setting 'Il Pagliacci' via Domingo on repeat for about an hour though).


Im saving Nessun Dorma for about 4am to see if they apreciate the irony .... Serves 'em right for playing 'and *EYYYYE* would walk 10,000 *MILES* just to *BEEEE* the *MAN NNN* who falls *DUWN* at YOUR DOO-OO-OOR' 50 times in a row....

Philistines

[Abdullah the Muller]

Its often said that us religious types are very unfair to our women , sewing up their vaginas for example.

Things are much better now they have a choice of 5 colours , funky purple is my favourite

[xoggoth]

Yeeeh McQ. Nothing like irritating the scum (Mr & Mrs Pikey Scum next door like country & western, yech!, mostly) with culture. Mind you, since the 1998 (?) World Cup "Nessun Dorma" has moved rather into the uncultured scum province.

Maybe something like Donizetti's "Una furtiva lagrima" OR even better, I find nowt says "I am a cultured intelligent person and YOU ARE THICK UNEDUCATED SCUM" to the scum-sucking theiving chavy pikey neighbours quite like anything from Wagner as long as it's not "Ride of the Valkyries"

[mcquiggd]

A giant green alien lizard flying about in a helicopter...

I dont think you need Ride of the Valkyries to be terrifying.

[Fungus]

Archive recordings of Hitler at the Nurenburg rallies do go awfully well with Wagner.

[XLMonkey]

Its often said that us religious types are very unfair to our women , sewing up their vaginas for example.

Things are much better now they have a choice of 5 colours , funky purple is my favourite

Am I the only one who doesn't understand how we went from 'E lucevan le stelle' to female circumcision?

[xoggoth]

On subject of circumcision, one always wonders what they do with all those foreskins. If I was in the Haifa KFC I would definitely avoid the oinion rings.

[Churchill]

On subject of circumcision, one always wonders what they do with all those foreskins. If I was in the Haifa KFC I would definitely avoid the oinion rings.

Stem cell research.

[vetran]

Isn't it obvious?

Am I the only one who doesn't understand how we went from 'E lucevan le stelle' to female circumcision?

We are just showing we are a cut above the rest!

[XLMonkey]

We are just showing we are a cut above the rest!

awful, just awful. that has to be a candidate for a bad taste award.

made me giggle though