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    GF finally said I can order an iPad, but only if I lose 10kgs.

    So tomorrow I'm at the hossie having my penis removed so that means I can get three at least!

    That'll learn her.......

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    well, the iPad is nothing if not a penis substitute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stek View Post
    GF finally said I can order an iPad, but only if I lose 10kgs.

    So tomorrow I'm at the hossie having my penis removed so that means I can get three at least!

    That'll learn her.......
    Just ditch the GF - at least 70kgs in one shot = 7 iPads...
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Just ditch the GF - at least 70kgs in one shot = 7 iPads...
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    So, if I have my legs off, 23.125 iPads!

    Crackin'!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stek View Post
    So, if I have my legs off, 23.125 iPads!

    Crackin'!
    Have your hands chopped off, it'll still be about as useful.

    What do you want one for?

    Personally I'd like to have a crack at porting some software but I'd have to buy a MAC as well. So fuggit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Churchill View Post

    Personally I'd like to have a crack at porting some software but I'd have to buy a MAC as well. So fuggit!
    Has CM not let you get a mac yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by stek View Post
    So, if I have my legs off, 23.125 iPads!

    Crackin'!

    But, I quite like my GF, dilemma....

    GF or iPad, GF or iPad, GF or stop drinking, GF or stop eating kebabs, GF or stop having fun, GF or tidy up more, GF or freedom, GF,GF,GF.....

    Christ OK, let's face it - she's inflatable, Kylie Mk III Provisioning Model, rare Triple Orifice variant, slightly soiled.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by FiveTimes View Post
    Has CM not let you get a mac yet
    If you mean "has she convinced me of the relevant merits of me building a new PC?" then you are of course correct...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stek View Post
    But, I quite like my GF, dilemma....

    GF or iPad, GF or iPad, GF or stop drinking, GF or stop eating kebabs, GF or stop having fun, GF or tidy up more, GF or freedom, GF,GF,GF.....

    Christ OK, let's face it - she's inflatable, Kylie Mk III Provisioning Model, rare Triple Orifice variant, slightly soiled.....
    Just improve your game and put a bit more effort in during sexy times. You'll shed the 10kg no problems

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