My lady is coming over and says she wants to save her energy for tonight. (she is staying the night and very active!!)
How can I safely reply to this??
How can I safely reply to this??
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Just smile....... Oh and don't tell the world... somethings are bet kept between you.....Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
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WHSOriginally posted by Drewster View Post
and try not to sound like a bragging 13 year old...."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Tell her about tenor ladies then she won't have to keep getting up for the loo!Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostBut I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Tell her you'll put on your robe and wizard hat just for the occasion ...Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Tell her it's a marathon and not a sprint, and perhaps she should be carb loadingOriginally posted by Wilmslow View Post
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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It only takes a few minutes to "bleed Wilmslows radiators though"Originally posted by suityou01 View PostTell her it's a marathon and not a sprint, and perhaps she should be carb loading
ALLEGEDLY.
The tiring bit will be the required bean-flicking thereafter.Comment
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Yeah, tell her it will all be over in 2 or 3 minutes anyway. (This quip will only work if it's not true).Comment
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Tell her........."Don't worry if your energy starts to flag because as long as I have a face, you will have somewhere to sit!"Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
Ought to break the ice.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Are you a "vegan" so to speak?
Could split her in two if not careful.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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