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    He jinks to the left.
    He swerves to the right.
    Beats another man, then another, then another.
    Jumps the tackle
    Into the box
    Beats the last man
    AND THEN SLOTS IT INTO THE BACK OF THE NET!!!!!!!!!!!

    HE SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    BOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!

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    You got a contract then?
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    Renewal, new gig or just bored?

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    Quote Originally Posted by administrator View Post
    Renewal, new gig or just bored?
    New gig. The one they turned down over availability because of my holiday.

    I heard that they didn't like the last few contractors they interviewed, so I emailed the client direct and said 'Look if my holiday is a real showstopper for you, then I'll not go on it'

    So just went back down, discussed it, and I finish contract on Wednesday next, new one on Thursday and will take 3 days of my 5 day holiday (this showing compromise on both sides).

    It took me, 3 minutes to drive to the new client site!!!!

    Commute time has just dropped from 2.5 hours a day to 6 minutes!!!

    BOOOOOOMMMMMEDDDDDDDDDD!
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    Excellent news

    You'll be able to afford a really big caravan now!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zippy View Post
    Excellent news

    You'll be able to afford a really big caravan now!
    I didn't know MF was a Pikey - it does explain a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    I didn't know MF was a Pikey - it does explain a lot.
    The in-laws who have booked it, have assured us it's a Executive Caravan.

    Not sure what that entails, but I am assuming it means that someone comes along and empties the tulip out of the portaloo for you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    The in-laws who have booked it, have assured us it's a Executive Caravan.

    Not sure what that entails, but I am assuming it means that someone comes along and empties the tulip out of the portaloo for you!
    A "static"? Trailer trash too! It just gets better

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    New gig. The one they turned down over availability because of my holiday.

    I heard that they didn't like the last few contractors they interviewed, so I emailed the client direct and said 'Look if my holiday is a real showstopper for you, then I'll not go on it'

    So just went back down, discussed it, and I finish contract on Wednesday next, new one on Thursday and will take 3 days of my 5 day holiday (this showing compromise on both sides).

    It took me, 3 minutes to drive to the new client site!!!!

    Commute time has just dropped from 2.5 hours a day to 6 minutes!!!

    BOOOOOOMMMMMEDDDDDDDDDD!
    Result!

    Very well played.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    New gig. The one they turned down over availability because of my holiday.

    I heard that they didn't like the last few contractors they interviewed, so I emailed the client direct and said 'Look if my holiday is a real showstopper for you, then I'll not go on it'

    So just went back down, discussed it, and I finish contract on Wednesday next, new one on Thursday and will take 3 days of my 5 day holiday (this showing compromise on both sides).

    It took me, 3 minutes to drive to the new client site!!!!

    Commute time has just dropped from 2.5 hours a day to 6 minutes!!!

    BOOOOOOMMMMMEDDDDDDDDDD!
    Wahey!!! All that AND a caravan holiday with the in-laws to look forward to. You've really landed on your feet MF!!

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