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    Default Absolute babe at work….

    There has been a change around of desks – within perfect glancing distance of my desk is the most beautiful of blond visions.

    Not got a ring on her finger either.

    A much needed diversion I feel……..

    What is a good chat up line for a company colleague, but from another team?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wilmslow View Post
    There has been a change around of desks – within perfect glancing distance of my desk is the most beautiful of blond visions.

    Not got a ring on her finger either.

    A much needed diversion I feel……..

    What is a good chat up line for a company colleague, but from another team?
    This confirms to me that you are indeed a sockie.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wilmslow View Post
    What is a good chat up line for a company colleague, but from another team?
    Eye luv, 2 sugars for me

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    Have you seen my sock collection? I call this one Churchill.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    Do want to see my cock

    It has a 1 in 100 success ratio, so yer might as well get started.
    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wilmslow View Post
    What is a good chat up line for a company colleague, but from another team?
    Tell her about your manic depressive suicidal ex missus. That should be a good conversation starter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibbon View Post
    Do want to see my cock

    It has a 1 in 100 success ratio, so yer might as well get started.
    Thats right. The other 99 are on the sex offenders register.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rsingh View Post
    Tell her about your manic depressive suicidal ex missus who doesn't yet know she's your ex. That should be a good conversation starter.
    FTFY
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibbon View Post
    Do want to see my cock

    It has a 1 in 100 success ratio, so yer might as well get started.
    I'd say yes.

    Then point and laugh.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I'd say yes.

    Then gasp
    FTFY
    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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