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    Default An office of Circus Freaks!

    I'm off the main site today visiting a call centre where I'm doing a handover. Taken a spare seat at the end of a bank. They just had their team meeting and WOW! Unreal! I am agasp!

    There's a skinny bird, so thin she looks like she's escaped from Belsen with a face that could haunt a ghost train. She is sat next to a bird who must be at least 25 stone who has an extra large chair! The next guy has studs all over his face and is covered in tattoos, the next is a guy with glasses like the Hubble telescope and the last one is a real skinny guy who must be close to six ten!!!

    Then to cap this off, the team leader is a freaking midget about four two!!!!

    I am gobsmacked.

    I need to get a picture of this lot!!!
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    The guy next to me is so camp I've just been told they call him Pontins!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'm off the main site today visiting a call centre where I'm doing a handover. Taken a spare seat at the end of a bank. They just had their team meeting and WOW! Unreal! I am agasp!

    There's a skinny bird, so thin she looks like she's escaped from Belsen with a face that could haunt a ghost train. She is sat next to a bird who must be at least 25 stone who has an extra large chair! The next guy has studs all over his face and is covered in tattoos, the next is a guy with glasses like the Hubble telescope and the last one is a real skinny guy who must be close to six ten!!!

    Then to cap this off, the team leader is a freaking midget about four two!!!!

    I am gobsmacked.

    I need to get a picture of this lot!!!
    I bet you fit in seamlessly though!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'm off the main site today visiting a call centre where I'm doing a handover. Taken a spare seat at the end of a bank. They just had their team meeting and WOW! Unreal! I am agasp!

    There's a skinny bird, so thin she looks like she's escaped from Belsen with a face that could haunt a ghost train. She is sat next to a bird who must be at least 25 stone who has an extra large chair! The next guy has studs all over his face and is covered in tattoos, the next is a guy with glasses like the Hubble telescope and the last one is a real skinny guy who must be close to six ten!!!

    Then to cap this off, the team leader is a freaking midget about four two!!!!

    I am gobsmacked.

    I need to get a picture of this lot!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Public sector by any chance?
    Do you know, I was thinking exactly the same thing! :

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I need to get a picture of this lot!!!

    Yup, photos, photos we need photos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'm off the main site today visiting a call centre where I'm doing a handover. Taken a spare seat at the end of a bank. They just had their team meeting and WOW! Unreal! I am agasp!

    There's a skinny bird, so thin she looks like she's escaped from Belsen with a face that could haunt a ghost train. She is sat next to a bird who must be at least 25 stone who has an extra large chair! The next guy has studs all over his face and is covered in tattoos, the next is a guy with glasses like the Hubble telescope and the last one is a real skinny guy who must be close to six ten!!!

    Then to cap this off, the team leader is a freaking midget about four two!!!!

    I am gobsmacked.

    I need to get a picture of this lot!!!
    I bet when you left the room, there were half a dozen cries of "Jeezus...........did you catch a good look at THAT weirdo??
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