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    #11
    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I once worked with a lady who did what she called "head massages", and when she talked about it I had the impression she was hinting I might like to volunteer for one.

    But somehow it didn't seem very appealing, mainly because one's head is solid bone. So what is the point? If she had said shoulder massage or, you know, anything else I would have jumped at the chance. She was very good looking too.
    Yours might be but mine is a bony shell with a brain inside.

    The point of the head massage is to initiate physical contact in an innocuous form. It's called flirting.
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      #12
      Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
      I once worked with a lady who did what she called "head massages", and when she talked about it I had the impression she was hinting I might like to volunteer for one.

      But somehow it didn't seem very appealing, mainly because one's head is solid bone. So what is the point? If she had said shoulder massage or, you know, anything else I would have jumped at the chance. She was very good looking too.
      Did she call it "giving head"?

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        #13
        [QUOTE=doodab;1167222It's called flirting.[/QUOTE]

        No, I think she called it massage.
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          #14
          Originally posted by doodab View Post

          Yours might be but mine is a bony shell with a brain inside.

          The point of the head massage is to initiate physical contact in an innocuous form. It's called flirting.
          In that case her mother should have told her that with some guys you can never be too obvious.
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            #15
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            I once worked with a lady who did what she called "head massages", and when she talked about it I had the impression she was hinting I might like to volunteer for one.
            You didn't take the time to pinpoint just what "head" she may have had in mind then OwlHoot? Might have been a missed opportunity.
            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              #16
              Originally posted by pacharan View Post
              I once went on a Yoga taster weekend in the Brecon Beacons
              Just how does one find out that such opportunities might be available?? Is it in the ads section of "Yoga Monthly" or something?

              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                #17
                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                Just how does one find out that such opportunities might be available?? Is it in the ads section of "Yoga Monthly" or something?

                Instead of just selling the magazines why not ask someone to explain what the pictures in your big issue mean?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by SofaKingdom View Post
                  Instead of just selling the magazines why not ask someone to explain what the pictures in your big issue mean?
                  You are only jealous because the Big Issue recruiters told you they would not allow you to sell them without a full makeover.
                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                    Just how does one find out that such opportunities might be available?? Is it in the ads section of "Yoga Monthly" or something?

                    Actually, my auntie saw the ad in her copy of Psychic News and told me about it

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by pacharan View Post
                      Actually, my auntie saw the ad in her copy of Psychic News and told me about it
                      Would one need a copy of "Psychic News"??
                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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