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    Caption Competition

    Check out the nutter policeman with the Taser, entries below please.



    Last edited by NotAllThere; 12 July 2010, 08:22. Reason: Inserted picture instead of link

    #2
    I wanna be in your gang, your gang, your gang....

    Why isn't he using his gun? He's got a perfectly good one in a holster.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      Preparation H? It's rubbish.

      Edit: I'd bet that photo turns up in Viz's 'Up the Arse Corner' next month
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        #4
        It's a staged shot for the press - all of them a looking at the cameraman, not the target.

        The guy with the taser looks like a caricature German from WWII.
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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          #5
          Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
          It's a staged shot for the press - all of them a looking at the cameraman, not the target.
          Not all - but I think that's the point of the grimace - they've just spotted the photographer and it's a "get the tulip out of there or this tazer is going on your balls" look

          Rest assured your taxes will be productively spent printing out dozens of A3 colour copies of this photograph - to be plastered on every flat surface of that copper's home station in time for his next duty shift.

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            #6
            I AM SEX. Women want me and they're prepared to pay.

            or


            I hope you're satisfied, Thatcher!

            or

            This'll shake them up at the anarchist society!


            Couldn't decide.
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              #7
              I can't hold it anymore, I can feel the turtles head!
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Grrrr.

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                  #9
                  Shouldn't have had the sausage

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                    #10
                    I never really wanted to be a policeman, you know. I mean, they told me while at school, if I got two CSEs, when I left school I'd be head of British Steel. That's a lot of nonsense, ennit? I mean, you look at statistics, right. 83% of top British management have been to a public school and Oxbridge, right? 93% of the BBC have been to a public school and Oxbridge, right? 98% of the KGB have been to a public school and Oxbridge. All you get from a public school, right. One, you get a top job, right, and two, you get an interest in perverse sexual practices. I mean, that's why British management's so inefficient. As soon as they get in the boardroom, they're all shutting each others' dicks in the door!
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