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    Would someone go to the shop

    and get me some ciggies?

    #2
    Originally posted by cnch View Post
    and get me some ciggies?
    No. They are very bad for you and make you smell like an old babooshka!!

    HTH
    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #3
      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
      No. They are very bad for you and make you smell like an old babooshka!!

      HTH
      Possibly, but at least I have a vague idea as to what I will die from ... and given I have made no provision for my old age.... the sooner the better.

      So you aren't going to do it..... anyone else?

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        #4
        think of yer lungs. more tar than the M1

        Three weeks & counting!!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by cnch View Post
          Possibly, but at least I have a vague idea as to what I will die from ... and given I have made no provision for my old age.... the sooner the better.

          So you aren't going to do it..... anyone else?
          Why don't you just blow your head off, it would save us the cost of care during your long slow suffocating death.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #6
            Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
            Why don't you just blow your head off, it would save us the cost of care during your long slow suffocating death.
            And reading half the tulipe (s)he posts.

            Still, Drewster seems to be enjoying himself.

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              #7
              Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
              And reading half the tulipe (s)he posts.

              Still, Drewster seems to be enjoying himself.
              (WSS)
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #8
                Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                And reading half the tulipe (s)he posts.

                Still, Drewster seems to be enjoying himself.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                (WSS)
                We'll just ignore them cnch!!

                FFS Why does any newbee stick it out in this place?
                How to "welcome" a newbee CUK stylee
                a) Ignore
                b) Accuse of being sockie
                c) Abuse
                d) re-accuse of being sockie
                e) More abuse
                f) Firmly in Bedwetter/Troll/Arsewipe grouping
                g) Laugh at
                h) Laugh with
                i) Grudging acceptance
                j) b-h at random (ie a regular)

                I think anywhere from 1-3 thousand posts gets you into level i

                with the exception of Suity who stalled at e

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                  We'll just ignore them cnch!!

                  FFS Why does any newbee stick it out in this place?
                  How to "welcome" a newbee CUK stylee
                  a) Ignore
                  b) Accuse of being sockie
                  c) Abuse
                  d) re-accuse of being sockie
                  e) More abuse
                  f) Firmly in Bedwetter/Troll/Arsewipe grouping
                  g) Laugh at
                  h) Laugh with
                  i) Grudging acceptance
                  j) b-h at random (ie a regular)

                  I think anywhere from 1-3 thousand posts gets you into level i

                  with the exception of Suity who stalled at e
                  Ahh, thank you Drewster.
                  I was going to take the normal stance I do with people who are so obviously afflicted with a mental disorder and ignore SupremeSod, etc.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by cnch View Post
                    Ahh, thank you Drewster.
                    I was going to take the normal stance I do with people who are so obviously afflicted with a mental disorder and ignore SupremeSod, etc.
                    <pious ex smoker mode>Your the one thats killing yourself, mental. </pious ex smoker mode>
                    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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