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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    You know she's more popular than you don't you????

    She PM'd me that.
    A turd in a swimming pool would be more popular than shaunbhoy
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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      #12
      Originally posted by Troll View Post
      A turd in a swimming pool would be more popular than shaunbhoy
      Indeed. But it would still be infinitely more popular than you, you loathsome spotted reptile.

      HTH

      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        #13
        How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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          #14
          Originally posted by Troll View Post
          A turd in a swimming pool would be more popular than shaunbhoy
          I don't know about more popular Troll.

          It would be funnier than SB though.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #15
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            I don't know about more popular Troll.

            It would be funnier than SB though.
            Oh just get the round in and stop faffing about you big girl's blouse!!

            You are getting more in need of nocturnal bed-embellishments with every passing day!!



            Soon we will have to be calling you "Dorothy"!!
            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              #16
              Originally posted by HJacks View Post
              It is my sister and I that do the book-keeping and payroll in and I have been struggling for a while with payroll software. Ridiculous as we are now specialists in software. I feel unqualified to use it in the sense that when something doesn't add up then I don't know where it has gone wrong. Holiday pay is one area where we have struggled to keep up and employees have complained about mistakes.
              your current issues with the payroll seem to stem from your unfamiliarity with the usage of the software. Surely, you must be able to give a call to the vendor (assuming they are still in business), asking to send someone for a detailed explanation/demo of the features of their product..You can hold the vendor rep with you, until you are reasonably confident with the usage of this product..Might have to pay for this though, depending on the terms of the license and support (if you have any).

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                #17
                Originally posted by Troll View Post
                A turd in a swimming pool would be more popular than shaunbhoy
                And more intelligent than yourself by far...
                Me, me, me...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                  And more intelligent than yourself by far...
                  Evening CH. You're back I see after an absence.

                  You've been kicked out of your latest old peoples home for flashing the nurses again haven't you?
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Evening CH. You're back I see after an absence.

                    You've been kicked out of your latest old peoples home for ******* the nurses again haven't you?


                    HTH
                    Me, me, me...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Cliphead View Post


                      HTH
                      Thanks god for the blue pill!

                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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