It's started

[MarillionFan]

I see a Wilmslowesque story coming here.

Mrs Gibbon will be home later in tears. Saying how she told the women there was nothing wrong with her and that she had to start back.

The lady protests and Mrs Gibbon says 'Listen you workshy gutbucket there's nothing wrong with you' just at the point the women has a massive heart attack!

[moorfield]

As you read this Mrs Gibbon will be sacking a public sector worker who has been skiving on the sick for the last 2 years.

Just in time for the start of the summer holidays though.

Which is nice.

[Mich the Tester]

Three cheers for Mrs Gibbon

hip, hip!

[centurian]

It was the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind ... the year the Great War came upon us all

Nice to see I wasn't the only Sci-Fi geek that picked up on shaunbhoy's subtle reference...

[HairyArsedBloke]

It was the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind ... the year the Great War came upon us all

[centurian]

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Nope - not that one... doesn't contain the word "and"

[Zippy]

Nope - not that one... doesn't contain the word "and"

To be fair JMS borrowed heavily from (amongst other things) the Lord of The Rings.

Try this linky

[Peoplesoft bloke]

If yer name's not on the list you ain't docking. Oh - and no trainers.

Ey up It's Rauol Moat