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There is not 1 single babe where I work, not even the secretary. Whats that about?

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    #31
    My previous gig (public sector) had such a lack of supply that we were seriously starting to debate the women wearing niqab's

    Current place (private sector) complete opposite, wannabe models all over the place, every time it’s hot (and sometimes when not) it’s short skirts/ hot pant and skin tight tops with lots of cleavage all around*

    *Except in the IT department logically, beautiful women is IT are one of the rarest things on the planet….beautiful women in IT who are good at their jobs are mythical creatures of legend.

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      #32
      Originally posted by 117MilesToGo View Post
      In my previous contract, at least the sales babes were 'aplenty'.

      Here, nothing.

      I look at the 40 year old saleswoman going through her 22nd fag for the day .... I wish I was that cigarette!

      What gives?
      FTFY
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #33
        No girls in IT, but the receptionist is porn material.

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          #34
          Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
          Yes I know, went out with one a while ago, have you been to the saunas yet?
          Here in Berlin? Yes, they're all in the buff like it's the most nature thing in the world. Dang I feel so British.

          Even on a sunny hot day around the lakes folks have stripped off to catch some rays, nearly feel off my bike.
          "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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            #35
            Originally posted by Not So Wise View Post
            My previous gig (public sector) had such a lack of supply that we were seriously starting to debate the women wearing niqab's
            I have an image of a Benetton ad but with uglies when thinking of Public Sector 'workers'.

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              #36
              Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
              Here in Berlin? Yes, they're all in the buff like it's the most nature thing in the world. Dang I feel so British.

              Even on a sunny hot day around the lakes folks have stripped off to catch some rays, nearly feel off my bike.
              Freudian slip there?
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #37
                Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post


                Oh, hang on. I'm not an IT bod.
                What are you doning on here then

                What do you do HAB
                Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
                  What are you doning on here then

                  What do you do HAB
                  He's a high-class hooker.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                    He's a high-class hooker.
                    You mean an Agent?

                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                      You mean an Agent?

                      No mate, them's "Pimps".

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