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There is not 1 single babe where I work, not even the secretary. Whats that about?

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    There is not 1 single babe where I work, not even the secretary. Whats that about?

    In my previous contract, at least the sales babes were 'aplenty'.

    Here, nothing.

    I look at the 40 year old saleswoman going through her 22nd fag for the day .... nothing!

    What gives?

    #2
    Originally posted by 117MilesToGo View Post
    In my previous contract, at least the sales babes were 'aplenty'.

    Here, nothing.

    I look at the 40 year old saleswoman going through her 22nd fag for the day .... nothing!

    What gives?
    Your just not choosing your gigs correctly.

    I'm in Logistics, which traditionally is a barren landscape for totty so I contract for retailers. Specifically clothing retailers.

    Jackpot.

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      #3
      Originally posted by 117MilesToGo View Post
      In my previous contract, at least the sales babes were 'aplenty'.

      Here, nothing.
      Word gets around.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Next time try and over-rule your instincts and don't work for a gay porn site.

        HTH
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Worked at both. One company had no ladies of note and the rumour was they wouldn't employ anyone too young or attractive just to avoid all the office politics but then worked at a office management company where no one was over 35 and fit as butchers dogs. Always wondered if this was just a case of bad luck or there are companies that have discreet selection processes that avoid/employ people who are too/not attractive.
          'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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            #6
            Perhaps your overpowering wit and charisma has them fainting in the loo's.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #7
              Maybe you just missed a spate of women tucking their skirts in to their overly large knickers and bare their arses to the office so the left in shame never to return?
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #8
                Originally posted by 117MilesToGo View Post
                In my previous contract, at least the sales babes were 'aplenty'.

                Here, nothing.

                I look at the 40 year old saleswoman going through her 22nd fag for the day .... nothing!

                What gives?
                All the countless hours of self-flaggelation with the ugly stick coming home to roost?

                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  Perhaps your overpowering wit and charisma has them fainting in the loo's.
                  I know youre taking the P, but I'll have you know that Ive slept with no less than 3 of my fellow colleagues (all women) in the past 4 years. So if Im good enough for them ........

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by 117MilesToGo View Post
                    So if Im good enough for them ........
                    ........I'm good enough for their Guide Dogs.

                    FTFY
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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