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What food gives you the best d'oyle cartes?

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    #21
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No passenger next to me, but someone's just gone and sat in front. Must go for a strategic walk and perhaps leave the next one in second class.
    Aaaah crop dusting. Masterful work.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #22
      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
      The following may be a myth too: Women can't produce sounds like men because their bum muscles aren't powerful enough.
      Excellent use of the much under used words "bum muscles".



      I would like to expose that as an absolute myth. My sister is revolting.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #23
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        Excellent use of the much under used words "bum muscles".



        I would like to expose that as an absolute myth. My sister is revolting.
        More of a tenor than a baritone though eh?

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          #24
          Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
          More of a tenor than a baritone though eh?
          I can assure you, sir, that baritone doesn't even cover it. She guffed while sittng on her bedroom floor recently; I thought her wardrobe had fallen over.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #25
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            I can assure you, sir, that baritone doesn't even cover it. She guffed while sittng on her bedroom floor recently; I thought her wardrobe had fallen over.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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