What food gives you the best d'oyle cartes? What food gives you the best d'oyle cartes?
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    Default What food gives you the best d'oyle cartes?

    For me it's cabbage. If I've had a few pints of Guiness before hand then it's going to be pretty high up the beaufort scale.
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    Sauerkraut and mashed potatoes.
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    Kippers, scrambled egg and champagne was the worst ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zippy View Post
    Kippers, scrambled egg and champagne was the worst ever.
    Try this stuff;
    Acar - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Actually, don't try it unless you own a gas mask.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Try this stuff;
    Acar - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Actually, don't try it unless you own a gas mask.
    I think the local pet shop sells canaries.

    It does sound nice
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    What's meant by "best"? Volume or odour?

    Beans for me on the first, and anything sulphurous on the latter I expect, cabbages, etc. Not really studied the latter.

    Beans work very fast. What's interesting, if the gases are of bacterial origin, is how quickly the little guys get to work. They must be primed and ready to go even though they have presumably been semi starved in between meals of beans. Or maybe they can cope with other foods and digest them in other ways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TimberWolf View Post
    What's meant by "best"? Volume or odour?
    You should grade on the following

    • Heat
    • Decibels
    • Curtain clinging factor
    • Pungency
    • Duration


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    The Beaufort scale

    Please grade accordingly
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    Boots diabetic chocolate - two bars in one sitting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliphead View Post
    Boots diabetic chocolate - two bars in one sitting.
    According to a diabetic mate that is a danger to shipping.
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