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    Classic office moment…..

    We are all having to take it in turns to bake a cake.

    I suggested to a woman I could sort her out with an Alabama Hot Pocket, thinking she would get it.

    She is the loud type – imagine the silence that followed from the rest of the floor when she repeated what I said rather loudly…….

    #2
    Oi!

    Stick to episode guide.

    No ad-libbing!
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
      We are all having to take it in turns to bake a cake.

      I suggested to a woman I could sort her out with an Alabama Hot Pocket, thinking she would get it.

      She is the loud type – imagine the silence that followed from the rest of the floor when she repeated what I said rather loudly…….
      just googled it. it sounds fiddly, like clutch aligment.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Right, who wants Wilmslows office and mobile phone numbers so that they can tell him in person what they think of him?

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          #5
          Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
          Right, who wants Wilmslows office and mobile phone numbers so that they can tell him in person what they think of him?
          daub them on loo doors
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
            Right, who wants Wilmslows office and mobile phone numbers so that they can tell him in person what they think of him?
            Send them over. I'll set up a thread on 4Chan.org
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              daub them on loo doors
              Well it's the only way you ever get anyone to phone you outside of wrong numbers.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Well it's the only way you ever get anyone to phone you outside of wrong numbers.
                got a missed call from a farnborough number. i rang it back and the bloke said his name was phil or dave or something. he sounded out of breath, and kept on saying i'm a cage fighter, i'm a cage fighter, oooooooooh yes i'm a cage fighter.

                then hung up. it sounded like he was in a public loo according to the background echo and toilet flushing sounds.
                Last edited by suityou01; 8 October 2010, 12:08.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  got a missed call from a farnborough number. i rang it back and the bloke said his name was phil. he sounded out of breath, and kept on saying i'm a cage fighter, i'm a cage fighter, oooooooooh yes i'm a cage fighter.

                  then hung up. it sounded like he was in a public loo according to the background echo and toilet flushing sounds.
                  nom nom nom numpty!
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    nom nom nom numpty!
                    he made that noise too, sounded like this mouth was full. any ideas
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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